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Анекдоты о блондинках

Анекдоты на английском. Блондинки…



Three blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came acrossmagic lamp and a genie came out.

The genie said that he would grant them each a wish. The 1st blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.

The 2d blonde asked to be even smarter, so the genie turned her red hair and she built a boat and sailed off the island.

The 3d blonde asked to be made the smartest, so the genie turned her into a man and he walked onto the bridge, and off the island.


blonde — блондинка

shipwreck – потерпеть кораблекрушение

desert – пустынный

come across — найти, случайно обнаружить

genie — джин

smart — умный

grant — дарить

turn into — превращать

brunette — брюнетка

red hair — рыжеволосая

sail off – уплывать (на лодке)


There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

She asked the shepherd, «If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?»

He replied «Sure!»

Out of the blue, she blurts out, «352!»

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says, «If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!»


dye – красить (о волосах)

shepherd  — пастух

herd – вести стадо

out of the blue – из ниоткуда

blurt out – выпалить (о словах)

search — искать

cute – милый, симпатичный


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